If Women Controlled The World

Ya, ya.

hillarious, but it’s only a matter of time before the dykes start bitching…

oh, and any dykes that try to use my email to bitch, don’t bother, it’s fake.

duh.

Can I use this for a YTMND?

This website is pleasing to my manly consciousness.

Of course men let you win, Steph. They don’t want to listen to you sobbing your heart out or screaming about how oppressed you are if you lose. If you don’t touch toilets I guess you stand with them between your legs. So what do you do if it runs down your leg?

If we women ruled the world, we woud…cut downon all the male war,violence, costant agression, and saberrattingling, by doing the following:(oh,and the overpopulation too)by….cutting down the level of testosterone of all the men in the world. Why? Cause scientifically proven, that is what is causing all these men, all these nations of men, to constantly be agressive, go to war, do violence, harm, murder,and all the agression is directly linked to the high level of testosterone in all men. Period. No,we are not ttrying to “cut down your precious manhood”, guys.

It is your precious high level of testosterone, that cause all men to be so agressive, desire war,fighting,going to war, waging war, doing violence, getting into fights, all that over agressive behavior. You never have a “real rational reason ” for it. You do it, cause you WANT TO DO IT. If it is so rational to go to war all the time, how come we women do not do it??? huh??why???Cause our level of testosterone(I think we do have it)is very low.We women do not feel like going to war!!We don;t want to do it. Think about it;who has the more rabid sex drive?Not we women; it’;s always you men. More of you men want to have sex, more of the time, than women do. It’s one reported reason why men cheat on their wives;not enough sex at home.

Since most scientists do know this,but have forbidden each other from ever saying this outloud,we women will have to say it; if we ruled the world, for sure,you guys would get your levels of tesosterone “regulated” so they would not be so high. Just think of it; less people in the world, so there would be enough food for everyone. Our planet is already being killed off, because it cannot support the high number of human beings. Why not change that? Why not save the darn planet?? hey,it’s the only one we have to live on. Would it not be worth curtailing a little of that dynamite testosterone,that makes you guys go agressive like nuclear misssles all the time? How about it??? Peace,maybe a little??? You could do what we women do, when we feel like pleasure; eat some chocolate. Eat chocolate, save the world, for world peace. Or,just save the world, from men’s rampaging testosterone levels.
No more tons of unwanted pregnancies. Hey,I’ll go for that!!Hand me the chocolate!!

Blueeyes hit the nail on the head. Testosterone was an important element in mankind’s early struggle for survival . . . but most of us don’t have to fight to stay at the top of the food chain anymore. Without all that testosterone our species may have gone the way of the mastodon.

I don’t agree with chemical castration part, but I honestly believe that women would do a better job than we’ve done. By the way,

I am a 26 year veteran, I’ve served in combat, and I was the last thing a few enemy saw.

About All of this women thing i have to say that no women had the strenght to rule the world from the begining of all, because women didn’t have the enough power and strenght to fight with the nature and the wildlife in early days of the civilisation it’s not the testesterone made men so wild but the nature did by itself, if men didn’t do that, no women would be living right now, men always tried to save his so called family which are his woman and children from any harm coming from the wildlife an other men many years ago, (like a million maybe?) And also men are much devoted to each other during this kind of fight and war matters than women, have you seen an army build of women?? no, do you know why? ‘cos simply women can’t do it, after a time they start to fight each other even if they’re at the same team or army or whatever, maybe from this level of civilsation it’s much easier rule the world for women ‘cos human beings are at the top of the food chain and no need to fight with the nature anymore but even it happens i don’t think anything’s gonna change, because women would start to do the same things which they don’t like.
If women can eat chocolate they should not forget that it’s brought to them by man! and with fight!!

-_- Wow… see, as a joke, those pics are remotly funny. The bathroom ones a little stupid. For my 2 cents, and before anyone starts questioning, Im 21 and male.

First off, many of the girls I know prolly about 70% know how to use most tools better then most the guys I know, partly because the girls read the ‘de’structions (instruction humor) unlike most guys I know, hey, I dont read them half the time either. And lets all face it, there are just as many idiot male drivers as there are female. I live in Oklahoma, as far as I am concered, just about anyone who learned how to drive in this state is up the river without a paddle. I took drivers ed in hs, they teach you what peddle does what, after that most kids get their license. I went after hs and took a deffinsive drivers course by option, and now 5 yrs later not a single accident, and only one speeding ticket (thats what I get for trying to pass somone on the freeway and not seeing the cop over the hill and around the corner)

No comment on the computer thing. I know an equal number of people on both sides of everything as far as that goes.

All the girls I know enjoy bowling, and could care less if its old wood or pink flowers… that pic was just retarded…

And as far as the whole instant argument on war…. Guys have more testosterone and are prone to territorial behavior as well as showing off, so they fight more, That has nothing to do with politics and whether or not the government makes good or bad choices. Grow up…. Maybe during the 16-1800s it made a difference, but not today.

To sum it up…. Stupidity has no predjudice agasint sex, race, creed, or origin. I can think of plenty of pics like this agianst men, so lets not get in a hurry to stick your necks out just for someone to come round and cut it off. ’nuff said.

AitrusTekis seems to have undegone a successful humour amputation.

Love the pics, especially the hammer & screwdriver one!

Look @ dis

“…For every smart, well dressed, techno-savvy woman, there is surely an intelligent, hard-working gentleman. Conversely, I believe that every gold-digging floozy there is a dull-witted white-trash man to match her….”
Someone has a working mind!
But my agreement with Kitty’s post.

I think dorothy has been eatin’ too much chocolate…Flame women couldn’t do something about this about men…that would mean women knew how to use a computer and that’s an evolutionary step I don’t believe we’ve come to…as for Artigay or whatever the homo’s name is to say that there are just as equally bad male drivers as female driver I want you to drive on the George Ryan up in Chicago beside a woman who’s trying to put her make up and eye shadow on weaving in and out of lanes and a bimbo blonde on her cell phone weaving in and out of her lane then come speak…I think it’s a great site you may want to add somethings about logic and how women are psychotically more emotional than rational…

don’t you mean “our” life, not “are” life?

LIGHTEN UP!!! these pics r ment 2 b a joke (if u dont like leet, sue me!) blueyes said (in passing) that men start all wars and all men should get there testostrone lowered. helllooooOOO? that kind of crap belongs on npr not this. was it funnyor wasit not? life is 2 dam short 2 argue about this kind of thing”ha ha i’ve done that!” is the esence of this kind of humor. bottom line is if a post fils up the box totaly, it is a bitching post.
“life is way too short to take siriously”- a cool quote i herd in a dream (no, siriously!)

You know what I think? I think that this site is great. I would also equally appreciate it was “If Men Ruled The World”. Like having the toilet seat chained up, the mouse had a beer despenser, the car dealerships with “loud cars” and “fast cars”, and the speedometer was the same thing, but with more profanity. When guys post articles like this, they are not doing it because they hate women and want to embarass them, but because it is funny. I have yet to see something like “If Men Ruled The World”, but the opportunity is out there, ladies, and knock yourselves out mocking us. We don’t care. I will not make “If Men Ruled The World” because no one knows stereotypes of men better than women. That is why a man created this article. Thank you.

LOL ! and the battle of the sexes goes on

I agree with txdave.