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Here comes the Super Dog…
Nice Suit.
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That is strange. I don’t have that down there, maybe mine is broken hehe ! Lolz !
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Funny pictures describing what happens during Examination. Now this is how cheating is done in exams.
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Have you ever seen your favorite celebrities with Bald Heads???
Can you recognize any of them?? Aren’t they looking funny??
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I received this amazing mail and wanted to share with you guys
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How to get a nice wife
Do read this….
There are times in a person’s life when he needs to take crucial decisions on
his own. Marriage is one of them. Believe me, the decision on whom to marry is
the most important decision a person will make [...]
Female Drivers
De: Zohaib pe: Feb 16,2007 În: HumorIs it really true that females can’t drive cars??
check these pics of female drivers facing some problems…
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Bill Gates on the Daily Show for Windows Vista promotion
Jon Stewart is really having fun with Bill Gates.
Do check it out, its really funny.
Check this one too.
Jon Stewart making fun of Mr. Bill Gates when he left the show in a big hurry.
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Amazing Reply
De: Zohaib pe: Jan 31,2007 În: HumorI received this in mail and wanted to share this will everyone.
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It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed.
The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -”Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May [...]
Different Love Letter
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. Often happens in life
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks,
(b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on [...]
Geographical Comparison of Women with respect to Ages
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa, she is half
discovered, half wild..
Between the ages of 22 - 30 a woman is like America, Fully discovered
and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan, Very hot, wise
and beautiful.
Between [...]
The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man
De: Zohaib pe: Dec 31,2006 În: Humor, Interesting StuffsThe questions are:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one [...]
Because I’m a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I’m a man, when the car isn’t running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at [...]
Funny Newspaper Classified Ads
De: Zohaib pe: Dec 4,2006 În: HumorFunny Newspaper Classifieds
(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man….if only I knew A B C….)
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
(sure…thanx for the warning!)
3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)
4. Used Cars: Why go [...]
What if your upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support Team,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all otherprograms and now
monitors all other system activities.
Applications [...]
Amazing and funny video of a Baby Dancing on Drum Beats.
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Reasons why life without a girlfriend is cool
De: Zohaib pe: Nov 7,2006 În: HumorReasons why life without a girlfriend is cool1. You can stare at any Girl
2. You don’t have to spend money on her.
3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend [...]
Difference between Men and Women
De: Zohaib pe: Oct 15,2006 În: Humor
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
want
A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets
a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman [...]
33 Facts about Guys
Believe it or not. This is the truth.
1. Guys like their gadgets & bikes more than a girl. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
4. [...]
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
De: Zohaib pe: Sep 15,2006 În: HumorTwo Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi, My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi, I’m Sylvia. How did you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What About you?
2nd woman: [...]
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, “I would like to have [...]
What the teacher says and what the teacher really means
1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
( He was caught cheating on a test).
2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can’t stay seated for five minutes ).
3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with [...]
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I’ve received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait until you see the last one)
DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION
When you rearrange [...]
Murphy’s laws on girls
De: Zohaib pe: Aug 23,2006 În: HumorThis is for everyone…so take some time and read on….
Murphy’s laws on girls…..
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm
that
2. the nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…
4. "95% of the girls in this world [...]
Check out this really nice poem for girls.
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Girls and Friendships
De: Zohaib pe: Jul 27,2006 În: HumorJust a friend:
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, “Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??”
Rahul: “Where are you going [...]