Joke: Hearing
-Hearing- An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. […]
Joke: A Dream
-A Dream- A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine’s Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day! What do you think it means?” With certainty in his voice, the […]
Joke: Wedding
-Wedding- Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.” Her mother […]
Joke: Sardar and ducks
Sardar and ducks A sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an honorary game warden […]
Joke: Lost Wife
-Lost Wife- The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,”You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” she asks. “Because every time […]
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery
-Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery- 1 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough. 2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4 Everybody […]
Joke: Breaking Into the House
Breaking Into the House A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no,no!” said the […]
MBA vs BCom
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian. A MBA and a BCom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep. […]
Steven Spielberg and A Chinese
Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap […]
A Husband comes from Church
A Husband comes from Church He greeted his wife and lifted her up. He carried her around the house. The wife was so surprised and she asked “Did the pastor preach about being romantic”? The husband said, “No, He said […]
Doctor
DOCTOR To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. Doctor kicked all the relatives out of the room, […]
Women and Men
Women and Men At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I would dispute that,” answered a woman guest. “I have […]
Jokes Of Mr. Bean
Jokes Of Mr. Bean 1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do […]
Some funny ways to propose
Some funny ways to propose 1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) You’re under arrest! ; (For what?) For stealing my heart 2. (Take a look at the tag on the girl’s shirt, […]
Joke: Idiot Teacher
-Idiot Teacher- “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.”Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the […]