-Some Interesting Facts-
The Statue of Liberty’s index finger is eight feet long
Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
A Boeing 747’s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first
flight.(the Wright brother’s invented the airplane)
There are as many chickens [...]

-Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery-
1 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie
6 Better save that. We’ll need it for the [...]

Beauty of a Woman
The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in [...]

Strength of a Man
The strength of a man isn’t seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.
The strength of a man isn’t in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.
The strength of a man isn’t how many buddies he [...]

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God. He asks one of his new student to stand and…
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most [...]

What Girls think of Guys?
Girls’ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It’s not just about boyfriends, we’re talking about guy friends that gals have.
Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with [...]

Three Questions about God!!!!
There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time.
When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions.
Finally, his parents were able to find a scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my [...]

I received this amazing mail and wanted to share with you guys
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How to get a nice wife
Do read this….
There are times in a person’s life when he needs to take crucial decisions on
his own. Marriage is one of them. Believe me, the decision on whom to marry is
the most important decision a person will make [...]

Different Love Letter
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. Often happens in life
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks,
(b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on [...]

Laws of Success
Do you want something — Will you pay the price
The great sin — Gossip.
The great crippler — Fear.
The greatest mistake — Giving up.
The most satisfying experience — Doing your duty first.
The best action – Keep the mind clear and judgment good.
The greatest blessing — Good health.
The biggest fool - The man who lies [...]

Geographical Comparison of Women with respect to Ages
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa, she is half
discovered, half wild..
Between the ages of 22 - 30 a woman is like America, Fully discovered
and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan, Very hot, wise
and beautiful.
Between [...]

The questions are:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one [...]

Happy New Year in Your Language
Afgani:
Saale Nao Mubbarak
Afrikaans
Gelukkige nuwe jaar
Albanian
Gezuar Vitin e Ri
Armenian
Snorhavor Nor Tari
Arabic
Antum salimoun
Assyrian
Sheta Brikhta
Azeri
Yeni Iliniz Mubarek!
Bengali
Shuvo Nabo Barsho
Bulgarian
Честита Нова Година(pronounced “Chestita Nova Godina”)
Cambodian
Soursdey Chhnam Tmei
Catalan
FELIЗ ANY NOU
Chinese
Xin Nian Kuai Le

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Because I’m a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I’m a man, when the car isn’t running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at [...]

What if your upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
 
Dear Tech Support Team,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all otherprograms and now
monitors all other system activities.
Applications [...]

Most Romantic Hollywood Movie Lines…

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If a child is born on an airplane, what’s his place of birth and citizenship?
by Julia Layton
In a mid-air drama this weekend, a woman gave birth to a child onboard a
British Airways jet flying from London to Boston. The pilot received permission
to land in Nova Scotia when it became clear there was a delivery in [...]

Here is a list of facts about planet Earth and the Universe:

The one place where a flag flies all day, never goes up or comes down,
and does not get saluted, is the moon.
Earth is not round; it is slightly pear-shaped. The North Pole radius is
44mm longer than the South Pole radius.
A green diamond is the [...]

33 Facts about Guys
Believe it or not. This is the truth.
1. Guys like their gadgets & bikes more than a girl. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
4. [...]

Why Why Why?
*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?
*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not
enough?
*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?
*Why [...]

What the teacher says and what the teacher really means
1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
( He was caught cheating on a test).
2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can’t stay seated for five minutes ).
3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with [...]

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I’ve received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait until you see the last one)
DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION
When you rearrange [...]

DO YOU KNOW?
* Ants don’t sleep.
* Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, because of this, they cannot move their eyes.
* A bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.
* The mouse is the most common mammal in the US.
* A newborn [...]

Just try to read following sentences quickly and repeatedly. I can bet you
won’t be able to do it.
1.If you understand, say "understand". If you don’t understand, say "don’t
understand". But if you understand and say "don’t understand".How do I
understand that you understand? Understand!
2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if [...]